Who Knew?

It’s was very early in the morning, 3:30 AM to be exact. Something was going on few people ever observe, but I was a witness to this incredible event. What was it, you may ask. Well, as unbelievable as it may seem, the appliances in my house were actually conversing. The conversation went something like this: Refrigerator: “I am tired of making ice. It’s winter, why do they need ice anyway. I’m done! I’m not doing it anymore. Is anyone with me?” Stove: “Yeah, I hear you! Why do I have to tell them what time it is? They have clocks. I think I will just stop giving the time. Hey! Why not go the whole way? I’m going to stop timing and telling them when the oven is preheated or what temperature I am. They’re supposed to be smart. Like I said, they have clocks.” Clothes Dryer: “Could you guys speak up so we can hear in here? Washer and I have issues too!” It was when the laundry room appliances began their whining that I sneezed. You could have heard a pin drop. Later on in the day, my husband and I talked about replacing the stove and fridge. We measured them and searched on-line for some good replacement models. Amazingly, the refrigerator and the stove seem to be working better lately without us even calling a service technician or even shopping around. You may not believe me, but next time one of your appliances dies or has a malfunction, notice how quickly another appliance follows suite. I tell you, they talk to each other! It’s the untold conspiracy. And, could you actually save money by threats and intimidation toward wayward appliances? Get out your tape measures at the first sign of a glitch from an appliance and find out for yourself. We are not helpless against this insidious plot. Doma